Happy Friday my Lovelies!!
You have NO idea how happy I am that it is Friday! This week has been an absolute beast and I am ready to enjoy my own personal happy hour and work on jewelry for my showing tomorrow. So, today is the inception of the newest weekly blog installment, “Stuff I Got In Trouble for Saying/Doing This Week”. You all know that I am random, unfiltered and honest, almost to a fault. I don’t try to be funny or witty; it just comes out that way sometimes. So for the week of April 15th here is what I have gotten in trouble for saying/doing:
Me: You are so positive; I don’t know how you do it.
Mom: I am learning to see the glass as half full rather than half empty.
Me: Is it bad that I see the glass as just as glass?
Mom: *insert raised eyebrow*
Me: What’s for lunch?
Them: Portuguese food
Me: Portuguese food? WTH? People say,” Hey, let’s try that new Chinese place”, “Hey, let’s try that new Mediterranean place.”, “Hey, let’s try that new Italian place.” No one says, “Hey, let’s try that new Portuguese place.” Hell, the Portuguese don’t even say that! You know what they say? “Hey, let’s go over to Spain for lunch.”
- I know they drug tested you for work but did they bother to test your IQ?
- Who lied to you and told you that was cute?
- Somebody in this church has my phone! I will fight you and keep my sanctity… you’re on notice
Me: No sissy, you don’t have to, especially out of obligation to me (Talking about my showing on Saturday)
Sissy: Nope. I want to support you. I have spoken.
Me: You have spoken? You can’t pull rank on me!!
Sissy: Yea I can!
Me: Like hell!!! Who telegraphed the Queen and told her YOU ascended to the throne?! ROTFLMAO
Sissy: Don’t use that on me!
Me: Too late!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Sissy: -_- Giving you the stink eye
Me: Me doing the Stanky Leg
So there you have it my Lovelies, trust that I said and did a whole lot more but I can’t put it all down in one posting!!
For your Friday video viewing pleasure and for all my old heads, I present to you, “Just Got Paid” by Johnny Kemp!!
Blessings and Happiness