*Taps mic, clears throat*
Excuse me everyone, may I have your attention please?
Dear Clothing Designers,
I am a beautifully curvy woman with an hourglass figure and a gangload of a#$. Therefore I cannot, and should not, wear extremely short shorts… or short shorts that matter. Please make shorts at a length for me that will not have half of my lusciousness hanging out or that my grandmother would wear.
Get it right, it’s hot as hell outside and these jeans are killing me softly!
*Drops mic, exits stage left*
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moses11
May 8, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Lol, you should make another announcement for high school girls that find said short shorts attractive.
grahamcrackercrumbs09
May 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm
That is so true… the bad part about it is that these shorts are not limited to just high school girls. There are some very grown women that do the EXACT same thing!